hi i'm barbara, i like heavy metal and i hope you enjoy your stay.
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the original emoji’s 

I still wanna use :$ but nobody knows what it means

I knew these off by heart


Favorite Celebs | Kate McKinnon

“You just have to do [comedy] in the way that feels is funniest to you, or feels like the loosest and most you way to do it, instead of how you think some other funny person might do it, or how it ought to be done. Or how other people think you should do it. It always comes out best if you don’t always necessarily follow the rules, and do what flows naturally from you.”


This should be posted in school hallways.

Happy birthday Emily Kokal!


October is tomorrow.

why the fuck is Darren Wilson still not arrested?


Mark it down as a poor night for Brazilian democracy and tolerance. The penultimate televised debate before next weekend’s presidential election was overshadowed by the homophobic rant of one of the fringe candidates.

Levy Fidelix is a conservative and former journalist who has no hope of winning, with a support rate below 1%. But given almost equal airtime to the leading candidates on national television on Sunday, he let rip with a torrent of invective.

The presidential hopeful claimed homosexuals “need psychological care” and were better kept “well away from [the rest of] us”.

He joked that Brazil’s population of 200 million would be reduced by half if homosexuality were encouraged because “the excretory system” does not function as a means of reproduction.

(Full article: http://www.theguardian.com/world/2014/sep/29/brazil-presidential-debate-homophobic-rant-levy-fidelix?CMP=twt_gu)


Carrie (1976)

Natasha Lyonne’s outfits in Slums of Beverly Hills (1998)

i dont know why mark ruffalo is talking about marina silva but

  • has he heard of luciana genro?
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You spend the entire time being like, ‘Can you CGI my heinie so it’s a little smaller?’ They’re like, ‘Do you want another dragon? Or do you want a smaller bum? It’s either/or, Emilia.’ Damn it. Go for the dragon.